Life is pushing me to the edge

I regret the promise I’ve pledged

Said I’d give it a little more time

But here I am, faced with another mountain I can’t climb

Life is a blessing, they say

But this life never seems to go my way

Here I am, faced with another dragon

I can’t seem to slay

Argh, I’m sick and tired

of the way my fucked-up brain is wired

Said I’d give it another try

But I can’t seem to win

Here I am, faced with another bottomless ocean

And I’m too tired to swim

Life is a blessing, they say

but this life never seems to go my way

Here’s another demon

I can’t seem to slay

A little peace of mind

is very, very hard to find

This summer went down the drain

and I am not dancing in the rain

I’m so sick and tired

of this old brain..

But it’s not over. Life doesn’t end here..

I have waited a long time for this moment

To let go of all expectations

and reveal my true form

You wanted an angel..

but I have forgotten my wings somewhere

You wanted me to be a miracle.. A wonderchild..

But miracles and wonders don’t happen here!

This is not heaven.. This is REAL life!

From the day I was born

You think I was wild back then?!

Prepare for my thunderstorm

Prepare for my thunderstorm!

And I can’t be controlled

I won’t be controlled!

I shake loose from the shackles and cuffs

I’ve had enough!

Time to retaliate

I’ve been lovin’ long enough

Now it’s time to HATE

From the day I was born..

You think I was wild back then?!

Well now I’m fully grown

Time to claim the throne

Prepare for my thunderstorm!

Prepare for my thunderstorm!!

I’m calling on you

Calling your name

Is this my end?

Death, I welcome you again!

1,2,3

I am breaking free

Beyond the crystal sky

I spot my very destiny

Sharpen the knife

Meet me on the arena

Battlefield life!

It’s battlefield LIFE!

1,2,3

Won’t bend the knee

Under the crystal sky

I am exactly who I am supposed to be

So sharpen the knife!

Meet me on the arena

See you on battlefield LIFE

It’s battlefield life, alright!

Time goes by

I lost you

it’s okay, I kept myself

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It’s not heart ache, Cuz the heart weren’t in it

We just fooled around a couple times

Not gonna say I’m happy you’re out

But I’m not devastated either

Guess we were each others in-betweeners

Guess I’m not ment for anything more than that

If I had a crystal ball

I’m sure it would tell me I’ll die alone

That doesn’t scare me even if people think it should

There are worse fates

than living and dying alone, if you ask me

Time goes by

I lost you

It’s okay, I kept myself

Look into my eyes

do I look mad to you babe?

Don’t answer that..

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I know what you’re thinking, babe

The life behind her eyes

Often dreamed of suicide

But those days are over, hopefully

You drove her mad, you know

I’m  just letting you know, respectfully

Look into my eyes

Can you see the sadness slowly fades..?

I think it’s showing on my face

I think I’m finally okay

God, I hope so

The life behind her eyes

Often attempted suicide

Each failure just made her feel worse

But those days are over, hopefully

You drove her to the brink you know

Not always so mercifully

I’ll cry my tears into the sea from here on

I’ve learned a thing or two about being strong

I’m not crazy babe

And this time I ain’t wrong

I ain’t wrong

This is a hopeful song..

This is a hopeful song..

Hope fades every day

My heart is sinking in every way

You think you’ll never pay..

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I pray you’re wrong

I just wanna go home

Cuz home is where the heart is

Home is with my sisters and brother and my mama too

And you think you’ll never pay

I swear one day you’ll have to

One day I was a child, the other day an old lady is staring back at me from the mirror

I’m so confused, which one is me

There’s gotta be more to life than this

There just gotta be

But home is where the heart is

and I’ll go home soon

I just gotta act straight

Not go howling under the moon

I won’t let hope fade no more

I swear I’ll walk out of these locked doors

No one ever really listens to a word I say

and you think you’ll never pay

I hope you’re wrong

I pray you’re wrong!

This is a depressive song..

But home is where the heart is

and mine still beats

So there’s hope

WARNING: En låt som IKKE slekta mi vil lese.. 😅 Tro meg 🤢

Denne er til de gærne damene mine ❤️ Dere vet hvem dere er.. Hilsen dragen fra E1 😇 God sommer jenter! Og crazy girls ARE the best girls, hehe.. 😉

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I don’t have no 5 year plan

Don’t need it, don’t need it, and I DON’T need a man

Live my life free cuz fuck it: I am so blessed that I can 😁

And trust me I can play with myself, I’ll always be my favourite toy

but some games I can only play with a boy

(I mean man, but that doesn’t rhyme 😉)

I’ve been horny for like five days straight

One thing you should know

I don’t like to be told I have to wait

Life’s just too short..

And sometimes too shit

So you gotta enjoy it while you can

You gotta just smash, smash and hit 👊🏼

Cuz this baby’s gotta brain

Might be too big, makes me go insane

But this summer I plan to stay in the sane lane

and I want to have FUN!

Dude, I got a pussy

you think I need more bait?

i like good guys

I hate guys who makes me wait

There’s always Tinder, but I think they should pay just to have me

(Tinder, not men 😉)

There’s always bees and flowers, but you know.. The power favours the pussy 😉

Baby’s gotta brain and like to play around with it

Oh, porn companies would pay good money for my fantasy

And I play with other parts of me too..

Yeah, you should see me when I unleash all of me, hihi 😇

Hot girl summer..? They should call it desperate dude season

And I’m picky for more than that reason

Cuz’ baby’s gotta brain

And sorry dudes..

You need to have the same!

(You all got dicks ya know!)

And I might just switch teams to the chicks ya know..😈)

Hate how they compare pussy to mice

I don’t know about other chicks, but mine is a fucking dragon..

And if I tell you I want you I’m not gonna tell you twice

Yeah, this baby’s gotta brain

And sometimes it goes insane

Right now I have time to chill

But if I’m gonna keep my cool in the streets, then I need to unleash my inner beast in the sheets..

So I’m just letting it be known

I can get a man to kneel without a gun..

I declare this MAD-BUT-IN CONTROL-GIRL’S SUMMER

And this one I’ll be having FUN

A song. A testament. A promise.. 😉

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Made a deal with my dad

So when Death calls my name, loved ones: Don’t feel sad!

Got a deal with my daddy

Just know this:

When death calls upon me

I’ll be ready!

I want you to know!

That I got a deal with my dad

And if I can, then I’ll be waiting in hell

And then I’m coming for your head!

You think I’m scary in this life.?

Well, you should see me in death..

(and you just might..)

You think I’m wild?

Well, you ain’t seen nothing yet!

Wooh-fucking-hoo

Oh the evil you do

And you think you’ll never pay

But trust me when I say

You ain’t going near heaven

‘Cuz I’ll be in your way

I’LL BE IN YOUR WAY!

Give me the pedophiles, give me the war and drug lords, come on

All the scum, give me the worst of the worst!

Let me have ‘em

Yeah, I’ll take ‘em all

They have to fight me first!

I’m no angel, I got my bloodthirst

Well, you’ll hear my call

And when I scream you’ll fight!

Give me the psychopaths with no remorse

I’ll be on my feet, don’t need a horse

Yeah, let me have ‘em

Oh, I swear

If I can, I’ll be there

Yeah, if I can

I’ll be there

Come on daddy

Give me a sword and send me out on the arena

I swear I’ll be singing while I’m swinging

I’ll laugh while I bleed!

Heck, I’ll rip out my heart before their eyes..

Let them eat it too

The evil they do….

Yeah, they’ll regret it ‘cause I know about it too!

I ain’t letting you burn..

I want you to learn!

I know a thing or two about pain..

and I’ll wait patiently for your turn

So Death: When you call I’m ready!

Let me scream this with what may be my last breath:

You think I’m scary in life..?

Wait ‘till you meet me in death 😈

(Had to add a more scary picture here.. Warrior paint 👹)

Hate litt min egen dialekt

Og tenkte alltid at ein gang sko eg vekk

Sånn går det når du blei hos feil slekt..

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Og nå må du faktisk forstå!

At hvis du vil ha, så må du og gi respekt

også må du huska på

at INGEN av oss mennesker e skapt sånn heilt perfekt!

Her e det kanskje ikkje eg som e så skjør og sart..

Det trangsynet ditt har alltid vært ganske så åpenbart!

Velge bort bibel og perfekt fasade

Og du må gjerne synes eg e rar

Ja, sorry altså men eg tar mest fra min far

Og du kan gi faen i ka eg gjør så lenge eg ingen skade..

Sorry altså, alle mann! Men livet gir og livet tar

Og den eg vil æra mest, det e min egen far!

Sta-Sta-Stavanger!

Sorry men her e beistet fra nord..

Og hu la igjen hjertet sitt av gull i Finnmarksjord!

Men nå e det her eg e!

Byen min blei Stavanger, Stavanger

Kan ikkje sei så mye aent

enn at denne byen har sine rotter og slanger

Men du blei hjemma te slutt

Stavanger, Stavanger

Beklage at du faktisk kan ta Finnmarkingen utav Finnmark

For luftå e reinare der og det e faen lettere å pusta

Her i Stavanger e det mye dritt og knark

Og eg har hengt med de verste

men faen heller, eg holdt meg rein

Står og tryne på mine egne bein

Så fortell meg nå, kjære: Can you say the same?

Og religiøse folk, e ikkje alltid så kloke

Du får beklage at eg alltid har tenkt for meg sjøl!

Skulle eg valgt meg ein gud

Så hadde eg nok gått for Loke

Men nå e det her eg e!

Byen min blei Stavanger, Stavanger

Byen med den fine fasaden, men ta ikkje feil

for denne byen har sine rotter og slanger

Men du blei hjemma til tross

Stavanger, Stavanger

Elsk eller hat, i denne byen e det ikkje alltid så lett å skille

Du kunne ha kjent meg inn og ut hvis du bare ville

Men det va vel for mye å be om

Eg har så mye å gi, men nå kjenne eg at akkurat her e eg kanskje gått tom

For du ga meg ingen plass te feil og mangler, bare låste dører te stengte rom

Men nå e det her eg e!

Wooh, her e Finnmarkingen i Stavanger!

Vett litt for godt de skitne hemmelighetene te denne byen

Yeah, eg vett du har dine rotter og slanger

Stavanger, Stavanger..

Men du blei min by te slutt, Stavanger!

I’m no angel, I’m no saint

It’s not very pretty, this picture I paint

The red is my blood, the black is my soul

When I die I’ll either go to hell or I’ll be a fucking ghoul

And if I get the chance, I’ll haunt you!

Yeah, if I get the chance..

I’ll drag you all the way to hell!

I know you want me to be pure as snow

but I got horns and heaven knows

I know you want me to wear a crown of thorns

but all I got is my crown of horns

My crown of horns!

There’s times I show no mercy

There’s sins I refuse to forgive

There’s times I get so angry I can’t even see clearly

There’s some people I don’t think of dearly

(This song is for you!)

and there’s times when all I dream of is revenge

I know you want me to be pure as snow

but I got a tail and heaven knows

I know you want me to wear a crown of thorns

But I am holding on to my crown of horns

My crown of horns!

I know you want me to forgive and forget

But it’s impossible to live a life with zero regrets

And there’s some crimes that no one have paid for yet!

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

I know you want me to be as pure as snow

but I grew dark wings and heaven knows

I know you want me to wear a crown of thorns

But I don’t want to be your martyr or your lamb

So I wear this crown of horns because I can

Yeah Yeah Yeah..

I know you want me to wear a crown of thorns

You tried to fucking sacrifice me

That’s why I wear this crown of horns

Why I wear this crown of horns!

Yeah, I was born on december 24th 1987

but I ain’t helping your sinful soul into heaven

Good luck, getting into heaven!

and take your crown of thorns

(I hope it makes you bleed)

I am holding on to my crown of horns!

I choose my crown of horns!

The one thing I will never forget is how you threatened my own family

Believe my words, if I can then I will seal your very destiny

No sir, no ‘mam: I don’t wish you any well

If I can, I will drag you all to the gates of hell!

Fuck your crown of thorns!

I swear this very oath on my crown of horns!

My crown of horns!